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I wrote this song in 2014 about a one night stand I had with someone who was my friend at the time. Needless to say this was the beginning of the end for that one. Basically dude said he couldn’t afford Plan B after the condom got shredded during the act and asked if i could front it until he got paid on Friday. I was like um yeah dude whatever, just get my bar tabs to make up for it. Plan B was $50 with no insurance at that point. So i’d be at the bar and just throw all my shit on his tab. The end.

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Ill buy the plan b
if you buy the whiskey
i’ll promise to swallow
if you promise not to miss me
afterwards if you’re lucky i’ll even let ya kiss me
cause i’ll buy the plan b if you buy the whiskey

I met this guy the other night, he’s sitting at the bar
ya know i try my hand at pickup lines
but i never get that far
finally found a way to get a dudes attention
I buy two shots, lean in close
then i just casually mention


Ill buy the plan b
if you buy the whiskey
i’ll promise to swallow
if you promise not to miss me
afterwards if you’re lucky i’ll even let ya kiss me
cause i’ll buy the plan b if you buy the whiskey

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from Honky Tonk Haze (Deluxe Version​!​), released November 1, 2020

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Alison Self Portland, Oregon

Alison plays honky tonk on the guitar and currently lives in Portland OR after a two year stint in Austin, after a 10 year stint in VA. With a peppering of Denver and Nashville somewhere in there.....

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